You're at a bar, and someone asks you what you do for a living; you don't want to actually say what you do (for whatever reason), and you want to come up with an interesting job to discuss.
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Some job titles make a little less sense -- like say, "Dream Alchemist." Bahasa Malaysia (Malaysia) Enough said.You work on algorithms for better searching through extraterrestrial radio signals.Professional Yodeler. This Yelper's account has been closed. Entrepreneurs.
Freaking hilarious.worked for a plastics company...and my job took me quarterly on business trips to china to inspect the factories where they manufactured the plastic vaginas. It was so fucking irritating, so I usually told people i was studying Cryptozoology (Study of mythical creatures like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster) or taxidermy. This post was removed by a Yelp admin. If you’d like to see the most effective (but unfunny) job titles to use to attract talent, check out our free Don’t use it in your cover letter.
I like Marilee e.'s idea...that would be so funny. Hair Boiler– Someone who boils animal hair until it curls (for use in a variety of products). Check out these:I used a number of resources for this article on funny job titles. This conversation is older than 2 months and has been closed to new posts. Every time they go to a strip club they pretend to be plastic surgeons and they pass the smell test cause they know medical jargon. I'm CEO. Learn about us.Submit your writing to be published on Thought Catalog.Being unemployed can be difficult, but admitting to it by labeling yourself as such is nearly as hard. Digital Overlord– A Website Mana… 7.
It's not the best fake job, but it was definitely hilarious :-DTheatre Arts...I'll talk about Broadway stuff...from West Side Story to Rent...I actually know some moves from West Side Story, Chorus Line, and I can do some Singing in the Rain (tap dance)
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His reply was cock ring tester, suffice to say, they played the round in silence.Captain of Industry...seriously. You don’t get this far up the ladder without a few stories to tell.
Social media job titles are notoriously diverse. Be focused on your goal, not your temporary unemployed status. This one can be utilized after “Recent Graduate” begins to feel a bit stretched, or in order to horrify your parents and their friends while making yourself relatable to anyone who has ever had the time to hold manic Arrested Development marathons with their cat on a Tuesday.One of my favorites, as it indicates that you work – sort of.
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Ask others what the essence of your job is and brainstorm with them,” Pineda said. So, the next time a friend, relative or date asks you what you do, here is a helpful reference list of ways to say that you’re unemployed without having to actually say “unemployed”. Čeština (Česká republika)
Not in terms of what their job role is supposed to be -- but what they're actually known for?
20: In charge of the big door, this is a funny job title. 14. It indicates to whomever you are speaking with that you did not spend four years studying in order to make people lattes, but need to pay the bills somehow.This is a great way to simultaneously sound as if you chose to be unemployed, and are experiencing joblessness as an exercise in personal freedom.
Sani- "Cockblocker abstinence foundation. "I have two friends that are doctors, one a radiologist and the other a chiropractor. They have a job of their own!
but luckily as the account manager i was there to get things moving on the assembly line once more!Say you do Quality Assurance for a national chain of upscale gentleman's clubs.Then they're intrigued AND intimidated because they figure you're around beautiful women all day long. 10. Except here is my actual list of what I do all day.Hmm … soon I’ll be also out of job so this list is very inspirational … and too funny! I used to go into bars, and people asked what I did, and I would say "I study comets." Talent Delivery Specialist– Recruitment Consultant. The contestants of "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" are always interesting.
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i can't beleive you don't just say, "I'm a rocket scientist. Subscribe to JobMob via email to for more funny job hunt moments. Lab Rat– I would guess this means clinical trial volunteer… 5. I’ve been writing a lot about job titles lately (see I thought I’d put these cool job titles here into one list.Warning: there are some weird job titles here. Dedicated to your stories and ideas.