“I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were.
This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The locals love to get on camera.
Let us know what’s wrong with this preview of Again in Series one, Pilkington found an unlikely companionship, albeit brief, with a lizard.
That's how he summed up India. He said this seconds before being chased by a bull charging towards him and others with live fireworks being set off on its back.
Dirty fuckers. "I came face-to-face with a gorilla, which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla just sat there doing nowt." Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?” They said it's got, er, lovely big eyes, er, really big hands and feet. “This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.” The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. Have you ever seen a sight like that?
“Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe.”
"But it still likes a Hob Nob." We’d love your help. When asked what super power we would like to have, many of us would choose flying or being able to breathe underwater, or perhaps invisibility. Unless you're a sloth because they're asleep a lot."
I've learnt a lot, I've seen a lot, I've done a lot and I've shat a lot." Happy birthday, Karl Pilkington.
"If your dreams are better than your real life, then what is the point?
Simple. Basic science.” This is fucking ridiculous. “There was some women in a café the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down with her mate and she was talkin' loudly goin' on about "oh the baby's lovely."
I'm like superman." No one knows who to bloody listen to!” Sometimes I go with my gut feeling, some say go with what your heart says - it's only a matter of time before my appendix will have an opinion. We’d love your help. I'm here with a coat over me eating Fisherman's Friends and I fucking feel.... Urgh! “The problem is, these days you have to listen to too many parts of your body. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.” 122 quotes from Karl Pilkington: '[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? An Idiot Abroad (S3) Karl Pilkington Funny Moments. Just give them another 3% and make them water.
Modest, amicable and clearly all this travelling has done wonders for his outlook on life. It's more useful.” If anything, I'd say I am single-handedly causing the world's population problems because I'm saving everyone. "I'd be bullshit man," he confidently said. Can you imagine how much more material we would have if we included what he said off camera? “it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. But who put that there?" Karl Pilkington - Funny Quotes has 19,958 members. After the bastards Stephen Merchant and Gervais subjected the him to do so much shit, it's not surprising he sometimes got pissed off with it all. Most of the time, he makes good sense of the world around him. And who can forget the almighty rants he used to leave on Ricky Gervais's phone - mainly in retaliation to the ridiculous tasks producers left him on his voicemail. “I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. - I like it!
Nevertheless, this one was class: "Listen, I'm stuck here like some c*nt on the front of a boat.
“The cafe was called Tattoos. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.” The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.” “The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. Never, ever change!
Be the first to learn about new releases! We’d love your help. We’d love your help. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Let us know what’s wrong with this preview of [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.” I felt like sayin' it sounds like a frog. I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge.